“In one sentence, it’s… very ‘evy, very ‘umble; very purple, very loud.” I’ve lived in the UAE myself, and still can’t believe that Daniel managed to round up the cabinet materials out there. “The purple tolex is from a fabric shop in Abu Dhabi – it was really meant for covering bedroom furniture. The grille came from a waste basket, and the wooden case was made by a guy who claims to be a carpenter but took two goes to get it right.” Commendably resourceful!