“My head I showed you is actually a bed… It is or was a mango wood bed, that me and my wife bought from the oak furniture clearance store. It was rubbish not level, so we dismantled it and set it aside.
“I then put it to good use with the help of some brilliant carpenters. It’s made out of a section of the headboard and the mattress slats for the sides. It’s also got a hole on the bottom for easy access to switch the tubes in and out.”
(Apologies for not having a name – your email didn’t contain any identifying details! Let me know and I’ll update this entry.)